Socially Awkward Master Thief

Reblog if you think boys can be sexually harassed by girls.

the-warblers-arerockstars:

I’m trying to prove a point to my mom.

jaclcfrost:

listen

can you hear it

the sweet sound of school almost being out

bonapartist:

so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

mastermindhagakure:

“whys my computer lagging” i say with 20 tabs open and 10 programs

zingey:

lightrup:

maybe university isn’t a good idea

maybe becoming a tree is a good idea

some mythology says that if you commit suicide, you go to hell where you live for eternity in the form of a gnarled tree from which your lifeless corpse will hang by a noose.

there ye go!

gilbert-motherfing-strider:

Oh my god Supernatural are you guys ok????????

Do you need some pasta????

Apple Juice????????

Pillows????

Cake?????

Faygo???

Hamburgers?

Pie????????

Whatever’s going on it’s going to be ok so don’t worry we’re sure it’ll get better.

Sincerely, Hetalia and Homestuck.

kinkjolras:

lamamama:

I mean singling out Daisy as The Worst Character in Gatsby is kinda weird when her husband is a white supremacist who beats his mistress.

#this is a great example of internalized sexism #people hate on daisy and jordan #and excuse the men’s behavior #because ‘that’s just how it was back then’ #when really #the women are also a product of their time #not to mention #the women are hated for being ‘useless’ #or ‘manipulative’ #or ‘ungrateful’ #and the men’s awful actions are excused#when the men are all extrememly well off #and the women are making the best of a bad situation #‘a beautiful little fool’ #that’s the best thing a girl can be in this world #you guys completely missed the point